Retirement Graphic Tee — "This Brain Is No Longer In Service" Vintage Transit Design
Get ready for retirement. This relaxed cotton tee reads like a tiny, clever manifesto. Faint, transit sign-style letters spell out a wry line across the chest — a subtle, slightly worn graphic that feels lived-in rather than loud. The soft white canvas and classic crew cut keep the look minimal so the message can do the talking. Wear it on slow mornings, long commutes, or when the day has already used up your patience — it lands as dry humor and quiet company. Pair with faded jeans, a slouchy beanie, or layer under an open shirt; it sits naturally in wardrobes that lean toward understated, ironic, and a little tired-in-a-good-way.
Made for people who appreciate deadpan wit and simple design; the mellow print and breathable 100% cotton body make this shirt comfortable for everyday wear and easy to layer for cooler days or late nights out.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape without a visible seam
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (180 g/m²) for durable, comfortable wear
- DTG and DTF printing deliver crisp sleeve and chest graphics with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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