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Eternal Optimist T-Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Tee ("I’m Sure Things Will Go Wrong")

$15.83
Colors: Coral Silk
Sizes: S
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
This soft, reliably built tee carries a wink and a warm shrug: bold block text reads “ETERNAL OPTIMIST” with a tiny, deadpan tagline beneath. It feels like slipping into a friend who sees the bright side but still knows how to laugh at life’s curveballs. The medium-weight cotton sits comfortably all day, the ribbed collar holds its shape, and the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean — a casual staple that blends quiet humor with dependable everyday wear. Wear it to low-key hangouts, coffee runs, or when you need a gentle reminder to keep going even if you expect a little chaos.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed graphics for crisp, detailed text and sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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