Choose A Side Graphic Tee — Retro Road Opossum Vintage Style T-Shirt
This tee speaks like a late-night roadside conversation — gritty, funny, and a little defiant. A opossum in the middle of a yellow-lined road beneath bold “CHOOSE A SIDE” lettering. The image has a worn, screen-printed vibe that reads like a band shirt or a vintage tour poster. It’s for people who like their humor dark and their style honest: toss it on after a long drive, wear it to a backyard show, or let it hang on a chair as the kind of shirt that starts a story. The relaxed crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette timeless while the textured print keeps the attitude loud.
Printed on a sturdy, mid-weight cotton tee that stands up to frequent wear and holds print detail crisp and clear. Ethically sourced US cotton and Oeko-Tex certification mean you’re getting comfort and quality with fewer trade-offs. The tear-away label and ribbed collar make it comfortable all day; the tubular, seam-free body keeps the profile clean. This is a lived-in, reliable shirt that still manages to say something without shouting.
Who’ll recognize it: folks who collect band tees, fans of sardonic roadside humor, and anyone who likes a bit of vintage grit in their wardrobe. It fits into evenings at bonfires, indie shows, late-night drives, and casual hangouts where conversations run long and playlists get weird.
Product features
- Mid-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable with a soft hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed graphics including sleeve and inner-neck prints
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and comfort
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification — scratch-free wear and tested safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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