Alien Abduction Cow T-Shirt — "Damn, They Still Found Me" Retro UFO Graphic Tee
A soft, sturdy cotton tee printed with a whimsical scene: a lone cow with an aluminum foil hat standing in a golden field beneath an iridescent sky, watched by a hovering UFO. The artwork blends rustic pastoral warmth with a sly touch of cosmic humor, made for people who love tongue-in-cheek, conversation-starting apparel. The shirt’s classic crew neck and relaxed fit let the image sit front-and-center while keeping everyday comfort. Wear it to casual meetups, outdoor markets, or late-night stargazing — it’s the kind of shirt that sparks smiles and stories.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for durable, year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed crew neckline for everyday wear
- High-detail prints using DTF (sleeve/label) and DTG (main image) for crisp colors
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for scratch-free, tested quality
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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