Vampire Cardio T-Shirt – "No Pain, Just Drain" Gothic Fitness Tee
Sometimes working out just sucks. This white classic tee wears like a midnight gym joke turned vintage poster. The front shows a brooding vampire mid-lift, iron weights and dripping details around the headline "Vampire Cardio" and the tongue-in-cheek line "No pain. Just drain." It feels playful and a little dark — the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to show off a love of horror, heavy metal aesthetics, or gym humor. Lightweight but sturdy cotton, a ribbed crew neck, and a relaxed cut make it easy to layer under a flannel or wear on its own. The print uses crisp DTF and DTG techniques so the artwork reads sharp and detailed, even after washes. This tee settles into everyday rotation: late-night gym runs, metal shows, or just lounging while plotting your next spooky joke.
Product features
- Strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric (medium 180 g/m²) for durable, comfortable wear
- Tubular, seam-free body and ribbed knit collar for clean look and shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed design
- Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label for comfort and easy layering
- Ethically sourced materials, Oeko-Tex certified; meets EU safety and chemical standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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