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T-Shirt — “I Would Be Happy as Larry If It Were Not for Rats” Graphic Tee

$15.83
Colors: White
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A relaxed, vintage-inspired tee that wears like an old favorite. The front shows a distressed poster-style print that reads “I would be happy as Larry if it were not for rats,” set against a textured background that gives the design a slightly gritty, lived-in look. Lightweight but durable 100% cotton (solid colors) keeps it breathable for everyday wear while the classic crew neck and boxy fit make it easy to layer or wear solo. The muted print tones let the message do the talking without shouting—great for riding the subway, wandering flea markets, or lounging at a late-night jam. Ethically made and Oeko-Tex certified, it pairs well with worn denim, canvas sneakers, and a stubborn sense of humor.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention and cleaner silhouette
- Shoulder twill tape and tear-away label for durability and scratch-free wear
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck labels and DTG for main artwork to ensure crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX certified; ethically grown US cotton and compliant with EU safety standards (2-year EU warranty)

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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