T-Shirt — Vintage Funny Booth Graphic (“I don’t give a rat’s ass but I’ll sell you one”)

This cotton tee carries a moody, cinematic scene that reads like the opening of a noir story. A lone vendor stands beneath a glowing sign that says, “I don't give a rat’s ass but I’ll sell you one,” framed by old-fashioned street lamps and a weathered stall of curious trinkets. The image sits on a classic white crew shirt, the soft, midweight cotton giving the artwork a wearable canvas. Wear it on late-night walks, to record-store hangs, or when you want to add a bit of dark-humored character to your everyday look. The relaxed fit and ribbed collar keep things comfortable and familiar, while the detailed print rewards close looks — people will lean in to read the sign and catch the story.

This tee feels made for those who like their style with a wink and a whisper: fans of vintage cinema, collectors of oddities, and anyone who appreciates a sly line of humor stitched into their wardrobe. It layers easily under a leather jacket or over a long-sleeve for cooler evenings, and the tear-away label means nothing scratches or distracts from the mood. Ethically produced cotton and reliable printing keep the image crisp wash after wash, so the scene stays as sharp as the first time you wore it.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main artwork — high detail and crisp colors
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat